♥ rs matchmaking ♥

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Richard, 28, Berlin: "A bit odd, shy but enjoys social gatherings"

Tyler, 35, British Columbia: "I'm a good natured, silly person who wants to enjoy a quiet, comfortable life"

Chris, 27, California: "Tall, intelligent, and charming"

Cian, 27, California: "I have a lot of love in my heart to give, I just haven't met the right person to give it to yet"

Darius, 28, California: "I write letters to my friends and love letters to hopeless crushes"

Isaias, 27, California: "Sailing, reading, communist theory, Godzilla movies"

Jake, 24, California: "When I was 14, I thought I was cool for listening to King Crimson"

John, 33, California: "I have a good job and stay in shape as a competitive boxer"

Quinntupolis, 19, California: "My love for women is only outmatched by my love for humanity"

Jack, 28, Colorado: "Easy to get along with, smart, witty, well-off, chill"

Callum, 26, England: "Deadpan, bit artsy, horribly repressed"

Andrew, 33, Georgia: "Goofy, curious guy with a solid career and good family"

Jonathan, 27, Israel: "I've lived around the world and lived many lives. Datlash winemaker with Masorti vibes"

Ian, 27, Kentucky: "Currently in my Mishima era (not gay though)"

Fabian, 30, London: "Cynical, self-aware and fit Londoner looking for frolicks with the equally irony-poisoned"

Nev, 26, London: "Traveling, music production (learning), vinyl collecting, fashion and working out"

Rain, 23, London: "I enjoy indulging in various delusions of grandeur which are occasionally punctuated by moments of triumph"

Colin, 30, Massachusetts: "I like PTA and foreign movies. Want to watch mad men when I get a gf"

Nick, 30, Massachusetts: "BPD (romantic, not evil) ketamine lana skaterboy with an insane amount of lore"

Lucas, 21, Montreal: "Extremely talented, success is inevitable. Dating me now is like buying bitcoin in 2005"

Pete, 29, Netherlands: "Oblivious and forgetful but not when I pairbond. Aiming for less would not be lively"

Renata_Tebaldi, 46, New England: "Crossword puzzles. Perambulation. Knowing the way, getting lost. I'm a musician, it's what we do"

Abrifs, 23, New Jersey: "Stand up comedian at night, lab technician during the day"

H, 32, New Mexico: "Plans for 2025 include swimming, working on my Spanish & horsemanship, and winning best new country artist at the CMAs"

Isaac, 22, New Mexico: "I'm not afraid of anything and I love being alive"

Noah, 29, New Mexico: "Affectionate, 'high-strung,' naturally lucky, and skilled in compromise"

Evan, 35, New York: "I'd like to think I'm the opposite of Adam Friedland in many ways but probably not that much to the casual observer"

Gabe, 23, New York: "Recent college grad looking for someone to explore the city with"

George, 23, New York: "Curious, talkative, culture-oriented guy who loves asking questions"

Houelley, 24, New York: "Producing electronic music, chess"

Owen, 21, New York: "I don't like to squander living in this city, I love going out, seeing films, concerts or comics"

Tanner, 29, New York: "I love reading bad sci-fi, seasonal anime, cooking, and travelling to small towns"

Tom, 30, New Zealand: "Reading in bed at night, daily cryptic crossword puzzles, jogging listening to my ancient ipod shuffle"

Lilfudgemane, North Carolina: "Tennis, baking, collecting dvds, thrifting, and wandering cities on foot"

Thomas, 23, North Carolina: "Following professional cycling, going to concerts, and doing logic puzzles/crosswords"

Alex, 26, Ohio: "I am equal parts gentle and gossip. I take an interest in all things countercultural and esoteric"

Joseph, 33, Pacific Northwest: "College professor straight out of central casting trying to not take things too seriously"

Colin, 44, Pennsylvania: "Banned from r/redscarepod for speaking truth to power"

Luke, 22, Pennsylvania/Oregon: "I like exercising, researching things, watching documentaries, writing poetry, learning about investments"

Nikita, 32, Pennsylvania: "I'd prefer to find a nice girl and then forever quit the internet and focus on my family"

Grssk, 30, Southeast: "I will read you Latin poems and bake you baklava"

Michael, 22, Sydney: "My friends would say I'm a generally good person. I trust their judgement"

Collin, 23, Tennessee: "If you want to go up to Love Circle and listen to Amaarae, hit my line"

Ivan, 40, Texas: "I'm a failed artist turned cop. Some men are natural born lovers, some are natural born fighters, I happen to be both"

Nathan, 27, Texas: "Been described as a sweet person who doesn't take themselves or life too seriously"

Bench, 24, Toronto: "Terminally online but trying to stop ! Looking to chat about books, music, film, etc"

Clifford, 27, United Kingdom: "More sides than Pessoa. Raising good kids and writing fucked up stories"

Marv, 25, United Kingdom: "I paint and have exhibited work. I love to collect and mix vinyl records, petty theft, schmoozing at shows"

Jason, 22, Vancouver Island: "Former coal mine worker; presently I find myself in an allegorical pit held up by hypothetical identities"

Miles, 36, Vermont: "I am a funny, tall, and neat lawyer who loves swimming and being caffeinated"

DJ, 28, Washington: "Desperately trying to live a life offline. I enjoy the outdoors, wine, and movies"

Sean, 27, Washington: "I work in the trades, but my heart is in the music. I play piano and write songs in my free time"

Chuck, 24, Washington, DC/Ohio: "Pretty atypical person for DC but still work in politics. Am from Cincinnati and am there a lot"

Michael, 29, Washington, DC: "I am from Maryland, doing an MA in History in DC on a very rs topic"

Ash, 25, West Coast: "Former J-Fashion model, current philosophy student, future paralegal"

Brian, 34, Wisconsin: "I went to the theater 60 times in 2024"

Finn, 25, Wisconsin: "Running, hiking, speaking German, dnd, trying new bars, live music"

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Lindsey, 35, Arkansas: "Horny 13th century Italian poet"

Amanda, 20, Australia: "My friends tell me I have a deep capacity for love that they’ve never seen in anyone else"

Maria, 30, Berlin: "I'm tall, a bit moody and like to smoke"

Clover, 25, California: "Easy, Breezy, Beautiful"

Dalia, 34, California: "I have a melancholic and cynical sense of humor. I appear relaxed and nice to outside observers"

Drinkinglemonwater, 32, Canada: "Lately been thinking what we’ll be like in the year 3000"

Sarah, 29, Canada: "Need a bad romance with long walks and trips to the bar"

Elsie, 25, England: "Introspective, considerate, deadpan"

Eve, 19, England: "Cool girl is fun. Cool girl is Game"

Isabelle, 30, London: "I'm a romantic who likes doing most things. I like people, pubs, parks, cities"

Mila, 20, London: "Polish village girl with the Death Grips tramp stamp"

Gina, 25, Maryland: "Many would describe me as a straightforward yet down-to-earth lady"

Proline, 39, Maryland: "Cool chick in the suburbs looking to complete our coven"

Sophie, 20, Maryland: "Athletic brunette"

Significant_web_2393, 25, Midwest: "Traveling, family, and stability are my priorities in life. Plus I make bomb ass cheesecake"

Kimberly, 28, Minnesota: "Unhinged transsexual woman looking to find a solid life partner"

Majesty_crush, 27, New England: "Domestic goddess, sun worshipper, librarian, old soul"

Drinkingthesky, 25, New York: "I like reading books and have a deep appreciation for art and learning"

Erica, 27, New York: "Seeking mutual toxic obsession"

Flora, 22, New York: "Learning to think less"

Lucy, 18, New York: "I already have my love, just looking for more friends"

Alainna, 30, Ohio: "Love, companionship, understanding"

Sophie, 24, Ohio: "I went to school for philosophy, my family is og trad, I only go to church on holidays"

Katherine, 24, Oslo: "Law student, originally from London but ran away to Norway"

Joanne, 39, Scotland: "An intelligent idiot who enjoys gigs and general wanky arts and culture stuff but not the pretentiousness that can go along with it"

Noa, 24, Tennessee: "Sorta quadrilingual pink collar worker"

Annie, 32, United Kingdom: "I hope to meet someone who enjoys romance like I do — reading plays out loud together, love letters, kissing in the rain"

Mina, 25, United Kingdom: "Slightly nervous constitution, but quite practical and very sincere"

Trish, 27, Washington, DC: "I hope you're a little fruity"