| Age | 28 |
| Gender | Male |
| Astrological sign | Taurus |
| Location | small town IL, equally close to Madison, Milwaukee and Chicago |
| Sexual orientation | Straight |
| Looking for | friendship, romance, pen pals, etc |
| Open to long distance | Yes |
| Brief sentence to describe yourself | Texan bred, internationally fed goofball looking for a RedScare influence on the midwestern chapter of my life |
| Contact info | /u/cocoabutterpaladin on Reddit |
| Music | Only recently started listening to music casually (normally it’s either gym music or podcasts), dabbling in jazz-rap and indie rock. I do love a good heavy metal moshpit tho |
| Books | Catholic theology and dystopian novels have my heart, currently reading “The Day is Now Far Spent” by Cardinal Robert Sarah |
| Film/TV | Horror (of all sub-genres), Always Sunny, Norbit, Broad City and an ever expanding list of suggested shows that I’ll eventually get around to |
| Interests/hobbies | MMA training, powerlifting, being a hater online, Chiropractic research, roadtrips and making oddly specific playlists |
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