| Age | 22 |
| Gender | straight rockin dude |
| Location | Vancouver Island, Canada |
| Sexual orientation | mechanical engineering |
| Looking for | someone to flip and upsell like a used bike from facebook marketplace. No, I want to be unconditionally kind with someone. It's just hard to remain convinced of my own deservedness to give and to take, I usually sound unserious and sarcastic to a fault because I end up feeling absurd whenever I actually lay my cards out on the table. So, you know, rub me down with some WD-40 and get me back on the road, please and thank you |
| Brief sentence to describe yourself | former coal mine worker; presently i find myself in an allegorical pit held up by hypothetical identities |
| Contact info | quahogessays@gmail.com |
| Music | lately florence + the machine i do listen to practically every genre though, from classic rock to bollywood and taydolf |
| Books | possibility of an island, great expectations, pirated textbooks (MIT opencourseware is the fucking dope) |
| Movies | i don't really watch anything beyond an occasional family guy clip |
| Interests/hobbies | - late night runs through industrial district - bikepacking, hiking generally i guess - refurbing a pedo van from craigslist so i never have to pay rent again - i play piano but have not owned a piano in some years, have a guitar that i suck ass at - occasional ad-hoc homebrewing to bypass the extortive government pricing regime - walking around the mall to sample the socioeconomic fabric |
| Link to Letterboxd/Goodreads/other social media | i only have a burner on ig for legacy DMs and to follow this spoon factory in vietnam. Like i literally use a flip phone, i just go on my laptop from time to time to pay the tithe (which is, frankly, much more than i'd like to admit) https://substack.com/@mcdicksandwich? UrMomHasGotItGoingON (u/UrMomHasGotItGoingON) - Reddit |
| Anything else you want to share | a cigarette in an empty parking lot |