| Age | 24 |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Sacramento, CA |
| Sexual orientation | Straight |
| Looking for | LTR/Girl to marry. |
| Brief sentence to describe yourself | Well-read guy with a good job. Almost moved to Europe a few times, but I like California too much to go through with it. Sedentary and mildly neurotic but liked by normies. I'm also tall, and I used to be in an unsuccessful band. |
| Contact info | misterlocust00@gmail.com |
| Music | 90s emo. When I was 14, I thought I was cool for listening to King Crimson. |
| Books | I really like Flaubert, William Vollmann and Houellebecq. |
| Movies | What most artistically minded people like. Favorites would maybe be Robert Altman and Edward Yang. |
| Interests/hobbies | I bought an espresso machine if that counts. |
| Link to Letterboxd/Goodreads/other social media | Just email me. |
| Anything else you want to share | I go down to the bay a lot, so if you're over there I don't mind driving to see you. |