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M: Straight

Will, 28, Arizona, Straight: "Recovering alcoholic, recovering academic, optimist and partisan of humanity" ☺︎

Joachim, 20, Australia, Straight: "Autistic man interested in truth and beauty" ☺︎

Taku, 20, Australia, Straight: "I really enjoy making art and visiting galleries. My hobbies include jogging, reading, painting and sketching"

Vanja, 27, Balkans, Straight: "Sports, politics, science, BBQ, beautiful landscapes" ☺︎

D, 26, Belgium, Straight: "Art & lit enthusiast eager to meet people with cool interests all over the globe" ☺︎

Richard, 28, Berlin, Straight: "A bit odd, shy but enjoys social gatherings"

Tyler, 35, British Columbia, Straight: "I'm a good natured, silly person who wants to enjoy a quiet, comfortable life"

Joel, 30, Bristol, Straight: "Used to live in Japan; lived all over England but liked Bristol the most" ☺︎

Alex, 24, California/Qatar, Straight: "Many people would say I’m an overthinker. I just think creating a world in my head is comforting and engaging" ☺︎

Andy, 31, California, Straight: "DJing.. breakdancing.... feeling fancy" ☺︎

Chris, 27, California, Straight: "Tall, intelligent, and charming"

Clark, 32, California, Heterosexual: "My name's Clark, and I like to party" ☺︎

Isaias, 27, California, Straight: "Sailing, reading, communist theory, Godzilla movies"

Jake, 24, California, Straight: "When I was 14, I thought I was cool for listening to King Crimson"

John, 33, California, Straight: "I have a good job and stay in shape as a competitive boxer"

Leo, 26, California, Straight: "I enjoy playing music (guitar & drums), going on occasional walks, and wasting away in bookstores" ☺︎

Leon, 24, California, Straight: "Born to be a 17th century natural philosopher, forced to learn computer programming" ☺︎

M, 28, California, Straight: "Currently back in school with a goal to become and arborist. I am a native Russian speaker" ☺︎

Marco, 27, California, Straight: "I’m a musician, a mechanic, a bit maniacal, and majorly mentally driven" ☺︎

Michael, 25, California, Straight: "Wasian archivist loser (in that order), plays in bands and collects old useless and heavy items" ☺︎

SS, 25, California, Straight: "Wannabe finance bro who reads a lot" ☺︎

Arjun, 27, Canada, Straight: "A silly strawberry milk guy in a bitter tea and coffee world"

Andrew, 25, Colorado, Straight: "Currently in grad school. Can squat 170 lbs. Want to delete all social media"

Jack, 28, Colorado, Straight: "Easy to get along with, smart, witty, well-off, chill"

Louis, 27, Colorado, Straight: "Bisexual reincarnation of Judas Iscariot" ☺︎

Yahya, 24, Egypt/Poland, Straight: "Anxious programmer who likes to talk about things he stumbled upon on Wikipedia" ☺︎

Callum, 26, England, Straight: "Deadpan, bit artsy, horribly repressed"

Antonio, 27, Florida, Straight: "Disgustingly sentimental but never earnest writer looking for a hotheaded and stubborn polemicist to exchange letters with" ☺︎

Jackson, 25, Florida, Straight: "Enjoyer of music, toucher of grass, ascending spiritually" ☺︎

Patrick, 23, Florida, Straight: "Fishing, producing house music/rapping, basketball, raving, getting lost in Wikipedia rabbitholes" ☺︎

Andrew, 33, Georgia, Straight: "Goofy, curious guy with a solid career and good family"

Darrien, 26, Georgia, Straight: "Catch me perched on a boulder, staring off into a dense forest across a river of mildly rushed water"

David, 23, Georgia, Straight: "Reading, movies, hiking, writing, playing cards (mostly poker), drinking with friends" ☺︎

Jacob, 28, Georgia, Straight: "Southern by birth but lost in this crazy world" ☺︎

Joey, 31, Georgia, Straight: "Automotive mechanic, single and looking for a connection" ☺︎

Sam, 29, Georgia, Straight: "Half-Mexican easygoing nerd McLovin lookalike that dances at parties and is doing my part to birth a new world through union organizing"

Nick, 32, Hamburg, Straight: "I'm bad at communicating but dependable, emotionally stupid but considerate" ☺︎

Ben, 28, Illinois, Straight: "Texan bred, internationally fed goofball looking for a Red Scare influence on the Midwestern chapter of my life"

Bracen, 33, Illinois, Straight: "Take me on a journey to the end of the night" ☺︎

Ian, 25, Illinois, Straight: "Vaguely well-adjusted autistic man seeks love born of divine providence" ☺︎

Brandon, 41, Indiana, Straight: "Lone wolf" ☺︎

Hank, 46, Iowa, Straight: "This directory reminds me of makeoutclub.com" ☺︎

Bamo, 27, Iraq, Straight: "Recommend me nice music or movie about loneliness and existentialism"

Ben, 24, Ireland, Straight: "My ultimate desire to buy a boat and go hunting for the 42 emerald tablets of Thoth, the location of one of which was revealed to me in a dream"

Daniel, 22, Ireland, Straight: "I like to write longwinded plays and they're gonna be very famous one day"

Jonathan, 27, Israel, Straight: "I've lived around the world and lived many lives. Datlash winemaker with Masorti vibes"

John, 29, Kansas, Straight: "I'm a programmer so I'm hoping I can find love on the computer"

Ian, 27, Kentucky, Straight: "Currently in my Mishima era (not gay though)" ☺︎

Chris, 35, Reading/London/Oxford, Straight: "A tall, romantic poet and software engineer. Curious about art and science"

D, 27, London, Straight: "Ex-chef recently turned dustman. Love flaneuring about the city and countryside" ☺︎

Ibrahim, 20, London, Straight: "Imagine a guy stuck in a labryinth" ☺︎

Jack, 30, London, Straight: "I like to drink in old man pubs and sit in parks when it's cold outside" ☺︎

Joseph, 35, London, Straight: "Very tall, very laconic, very silly"

Kallocain, 30s, London, Straight: "A literal terminally online Reddit mod"

Seth, 22, London/SE England, Straight: "Irish Blood, English Heart"

Nev, 26, London, Straight: "Traveling, music production (learning), vinyl collecting, fashion, and working out" ☺︎

Rain, 23, London, Straight: "I enjoy indulging in various delusions of grandeur which are occasionally punctuated by moments of triumph" ☺︎

Shem, 25, London, Straight: "I'll know when I find it"

Zayn, 25, London, Straight: "I like to use industrial sewing machines, work on my car, clean my fixed gear & computer stuff/tinkering" ☺︎

Mase, 25, Manchester, Straight: "I box, make ambient music/mixes & generally like to always keep moving and try new things"

Colin, 30, Massachusetts, Straight: "I like PTA and foreign movies. Want to watch Mad Men when I get a gf"

Nick, 30, Massachusetts, Straight: "BPD (romantic, not evil) ketamine Lana skaterboy with an insane amount of lore"

Sam, 20, Massachusetts/Madrid/New York, Straight: "Reformed neurotic Jewish type" ☺︎

Jaison, 27, Melbourne, Straight: "I just love telling people about the things I read and the places I’ve been" ☺︎ ❥︎

Lachlan, 30, Melbourne, Straight: "I'm very chill but occasionally not. Art and outdoors mean a lot to me" ☺︎

Rambo, 21, Michigan, Straight: "I want to find my ragtime gal"

Zaid, 25, Midwest, Straight: "Musician and writer in my spare time, but I work in finance. I’m both cynical and corny" ☺︎

Kevin, 36, Missouri, Straight: "A main character from a black-and-white 1960s English film like Look Back In Anger who somehow washed up in the post-industrial Midwest"

Rain, 30, Montana, Straight: "I love music, going on walks, talking about ethics, and looking at the stars" ☺︎

Taylor, 34, Montana, Straight: "Let's be contrarian together"

Liam, 28, Montreal, Straight: "6'4" gym goer and punk show goer and toy soldier painter who does IT stuff" ☺︎

Liam, 30, Montreal, Straight: "Looking for someone to goof and laugh and talk and drive and cry with" ☺︎

Lucas, 21, Montreal, Straight: "Extremely talented, success is inevitable. Dating me now is like buying bitcoin in 2005"

Lucas, 27, Montreal, Straight: "Climbing enjoyer. I'm ok I guess"

Mink, 24, Netherlands, Straight: "Tall AF, encyclopedical, irrationally kind, recent urbanism grad" ☺︎

Yuri, 22, Nevada, Straight: "A Slav stuck in the Mojave Desert. I enjoy gardening, languages, and nature" ☺︎

Renata_Tebaldi, 46, New England, Straight: "Crossword puzzles. Perambulation. Knowing the way, getting lost. I'm a musician, it's what we do" ☺︎

Andrew, 22, New England, Straight: "Fake perpetual doomscroller who runs a radio show" ☺︎

Victor, 21, New England, Straight: "Soon to be corpo drone attempting to hang onto any vestige of cool cynicism and interesting things to say about the world"

Abrifs, 23, New Jersey, Straight: "Stand up comedian at night, lab technician during the day"

Andrew, 27, New Jersey, Straight: "I try to be very involved in the NJ/NYC car scene. I like racing, going on drives, and working on them as well"

Isaac, 22, New Mexico, Straight: "I'm not afraid of anything and I love being alive"

Aaron, 40, New York, Straight: "Scruffy poet with long graying hair" ☺︎

Assaulted_Peanut, 27, New York, Straight: "Neurotic fiction/screenwriter; vaguely ethnic Woody Allen but a lot more athletic"

Brennen, 26, New York, Straight: "I'm the person whose friends are theater kids and they bring me to trivia to answer the sports questions"

Connor, 33, New York, Straight: "Active guy - love skiing, rock climbing, biking, anything outdoors"

Danny, 25, New York, Straight: "I like to read at the park, take walks, catch a movie at the theater, and dance at parties deep into the small hours of the night" ☺︎

Evan, 35, New York, Straight: "I'd like to think I'm the opposite of Adam Friedland in many ways but probably not that much to the casual observer"

Frank, 26, New York, Straight: "6 feet tall, no roommates"

Gabe, 23, New York, Straight: "Recent college grad looking for someone to explore the city with"

George, 23, New York, Straight: "Curious, talkative, culture-oriented guy who loves asking questions"

Ghost, 23, New York, Straight: "Someone to get lost in a fantasy with; in search of honesty and a mutual cure for loneliness"

Hans, 26, New York/Connecticut, Straight: "Man out of time, feels very deeply; poetry and people are what keep me"

Houelley, 24, New York, Straight: "Producing electronic music, chess"

Jain, 24, New York, Straight: "Introverted, self-conscious about appearing cool"

John, 19, New York, Straight: "Extroverted and funny but self-aware about my actions"

L, 20, New York/Massachusetts, Straight: "Attractive enough to get many first dates, too autistic to get anywhere further"

Owen, 21, New York, Straight: "I don't like to squander living in this city. I love going out, seeing films, concerts, or comics"

Tanner, 29, New York, Straight: "I love reading bad sci-fi, seasonal anime, cooking, and travelling to small towns" ☺︎

Will, 22, New York, Straight: "Born to trade jade on the silk road, forced to work a PMC job" ☺︎

Zane, 19, New York, Straight: "ADHD-fueled engineering student who loves making things, overanalyzing movies, and taking walks with good company" ☺︎

Jack, 25, New Zealand, Straight: "Aesthetically an Italian coke dealer, spiritually an Italian grandmother" ☺︎

Tom, 30, New Zealand, Straight: "Reading in bed at night, daily cryptic crossword puzzles, jogging listening to my ancient iPod shuffle" ☺︎

Jojo, 19, North Carolina, Straight: "I don’t ever disappoint" ☺︎

Lilfudgemane, North Carolina, Straight: "Tennis, baking, collecting DVDs, thrifting, and wandering cities on foot" ☺︎

James, 19, North Jersey, Straight: "I’m passionate about my interests to a nearly extreme degree, and am able to yap about anything for hours" ☺︎

M, 29, Northwest United Kingdom, Straight: "I'm 6'2, stay in shape, and was recently told by a woman I'm better looking than Paul Mescal"

Alex, 26, Ohio, Straight: "I am equal parts gentle and gossip. I take an interest in all things countercultural and esoteric"

Scott, 23, Ontario, Straight: "Sensitive and literate blue collar worker" ☺︎

Andy, 23, Oregon, Straight: "Young, charming man seeking connection and a companion to experience the simple beauty of the human experience"

Ethan, 26, Oregon, Straight: "I am a DJ (normal ego), I speak German, I run a zine, and love going to raves"

B, 24, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Unusual, nice, and smart Catholic guy"

Colin, 44, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Banned from r/redscarepod for speaking truth to power"

J, 41, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Short and bald, divorced with kids, my mom lives with me, plays video games" ☺︎

Luke, 22, Pennsylvania/Oregon, Straight: "I like exercising, researching things, watching documentaries, writing poetry, learning about investments"

Mark, 39, Pennsylvania, Straight: "I’m just like Will Hunting, except I’m not a math genius or Matt Damon"

Nikita, 32, Pennsylvania, Straight: "I'd prefer to find a nice girl and then forever quit the internet and focus on my family"

Vincent, 36, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Dramatic classic"

Kacper, 25, Poland, Straight: "Philosophy graduate and industrial worker— passionate about problems in logic, classic lit, and avant-garde art"

Kai, 25, Portland, Straight: "Computer hater, I read a lot of Vollmann lately. I don't have a smartphone" ☺︎

James, 27, Rhode Island, Straight: "Like a favored chair, what I lack in panache I make up for in earnest reliability and kindliness"

Noah, 25, Rhode Island, Straight: "Striving architect and pianist" ☺︎ ❥︎

Šimon, 22, Slovakia, Straight: "A machine that turns expectations into disappointment, living in an apartment decorated with trash and scrap"

M, 30, South Carolina, Straight: "Just someone looking to expand their horizons before society deems it too late" ☺︎

Grssk, 30, Southeast, Straight: "I will read you Latin poems and bake you baklava"

Sam, 27, Southeast, Straight: "Tall, lanky, vaguely Asian looking white guy who loves old film, music, classic novels, poetry"

Luke, 27, Spain, Straight: "Runner and reader with newfound interest in film seeks cinephile to tell me what to think"

Sheldon, 24, Sydney, Straight: "I like to read and write and go for walks and I really do not have a clue" ☺︎

Braden, 25, Tennessee, Straight: "I like a solid mix of adventure and chilling" ☺︎

Collin, 23, Tennessee, Straight: "If you want to go up to Love Circle and listen to Amaarae, hit my line"

Joe, 21, Tennessee, Straight: "I’m a nomad, a forlorn cowboy type looking to travel the world"

Ivan, 40, Texas, Straight: "I'm a failed artist turned cop. Some men are natural born lovers, some are natural born fighters, I happen to be both" ☺︎

Nathan, 27, Texas, Straight: "Been described as a sweet person who doesn't take themselves or life too seriously"

Sean, 23, Texas/Dublin, Straight: "Slightly posh Economics student that transcends geography" ☺︎

Bench, 24, Toronto, Straight: "Terminally online but trying to stop ! Looking to chat about books, music, film, etc." ☺︎

JC, 29, Toronto, Straight: "I'm kind of like if Fox Mulder suffered a teleportation accident and fused with Garfield" ☺︎

Jon, 24, Toronto, Straight: "A hopeless romantic who might be a bit too online" ☺︎ ❥︎

Uhanthaen, 28, Toronto, Straight: "14th century farmer willing to trade 4 goats for hand in marriage" ☺︎

Ryan, 27, United Kingdom, Straight: "More sides than Pessoa. Raising good kids and writing fucked up stories"

Michael, 22, United States, Straight: "I love vidia games, movies, music big time" ☺︎

Daniel, 24, Utah, Straight: "Solo travel, diner coffee, driving around aimlessly in the night, wool sweaters, cooking, and baseball" ☺︎

S., 26, Utah, Straight: "I majored in math in college so I have a taste for proofs, arguments, that sort of thing" ☺︎

Christopher, 24, Vancouver, BC/Washington, DC, Straight: "Decent-looking, gregarious, and mildly unhinged young man who accumulates knowledge and does little with it" ☺︎

Miles, 36, Vermont, Straight: "I am a funny, tall, and neat lawyer who loves swimming and being caffeinated"

Terry, 34, Vermont, Straight: "Been winging it ever since chasing my diploma more than a decade ago, bright orange carrot that it was"

DJ, 28, Washington, Mostly Straight: "Desperately trying to live a life offline. I enjoy the outdoors, wine, and movies"

Gordon, 19, Washington, Straight: "Slightly more attractive yet slightly shorter döppelganger of Erling Haaland" ☺︎

Liam, 27, Washington, Straight: "Always making time to get active, always finding time to slow down"

Sean, 27, Washington, Straight: "I work in the trades, but my heart is in the music. I play piano and write songs in my free time"

Oscar, 20, Washington, DC, Straight: "Burnout artsy exchange student looking for friends in DC"

Brian, 34, Wisconsin, Straight: "I went to the theater 60 times in 2024"

Finn, 25, Wisconsin, Straight: "Running, hiking, speaking German, DnD, trying new bars, live music"

Isaac, 19, Wisconsin, Straight: "I like weird music and cool clothes" ☺︎

Walker, 19, United States, Straight: "I love classic films from all over the world"

R, 21, Straight: "Upwardly mobile young man seeking companionship" ☺︎

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M: Bisexual

Alberto, 25, Illinois, Bisexual: "I go to chess club every Wednesday; also unironically a mass-attending Christian and into theology at the moment" ☺︎

Aonghus, 28, London, Heteroflexible: "Silly little goose, fights fires for a living" ☺︎

CZ, 27, Montreal, Bisexual: "Multifaceted, analytical, playful androgyne seeking something interesting" ☺︎

Eddie, 19, New York, Bisexual: "Retro vibe, obsessed with old school tech. I can yap your ear off about some Gen Z childhood artifact you probably forgot about"

Joseph, 19, New York, Bisexual: "An east coast boy with a heart of gold" ☺︎

Theo, 25, New York, Bisexual: "Soft middlebrow artist with lunatic energy from functionally wealthy background seeks pretty person with Tim Robinson energy" ☺︎

Jean, 20, Ohio, Bisexual: "Androgyne barfly, wannabe-Rimbaud & filmmaking student" ☺︎

A, 21, Ottawa, Bisexual: "I'm interested in DIY art communities and romanticizing ordinary life"

A.C., 24, Pennsylvania, Bisexual: "Lacan fan with blue collar hands" ☺︎

Catalin, 26, Romania, Bisexual: "I am bubbly, funny, obedient, and a little fruity" ☺︎

Joe, 20, Scotland, Bisexual: "Reserved but passionate" ☺︎

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M: Gay

Juniper, 22, Indiana, Gay: "Dreamer, poet, student, son, singer, dead man"

Joseph, 33, Pacific Northwest, Gay: "College professor straight out of central casting trying to not take things too seriously"

Jackson, 20, Texas, Gay: "Esoteric and rude, old soul" ☺︎

Max, 24, United Kingdom, Gay: "Chill, artistically inclined, esoteric fashion school drop out" ☺︎

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M: Unidentified

Christian, 24, Iowa: "Antique clock repairman only half as crazy as he often sounds" ☺︎

Paul, 26, Massachusetts, Taken: "Religion fan and bowling fanatic" ☺︎

Jason, 22, Vancouver Island: "Former coal mine worker; presently I find myself in an allegorical pit held up by hypothetical identities"

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F: Straight

Lindsey, 35, Arkansas, Straight: "Horny 13th century Italian poet"

Ashley, 22, Australia, Straight: "I'm shy and quiet but I'd really like to leave my comfort zone. I like to learn about people and new things" ☺︎

V, 30, Australia, Straight: "Cute Asian girl you just met but feel you've known your whole life" ☺︎

Amanda, 33, California, Straight: "Esthetician with strong lungs, strong legs, and a CPR card to prove it"

Clover, 24, California, Straight: "Easy, Breezy, Beautiful" ☺︎

GG, 20, California, Straight: "Jovial & off-putting aspiring academic" ☺︎

Julia, 35, California, Straight: "Like mildly afflicted but full of joy" ☺︎

Madeleine, 29, California, Straight: "Are you customized or ready-made?"

Drinkinglemonwater, 32, Canada, Straight: "Lately been thinking what we’ll be like in the year 3000"

Elsie, 25, England, Straight: "Introspective, considerate, deadpan"

K, 32, England, Straight: "Travelled in my twenties, moved to America for love" ☺︎

Fergie, 23, Finland, Straight: "I am a witty person who, for some odd reason, still believes in good"

Isabela, 23, Illinois, Straight: "I am a jolly and eccentric young lass who likes to go on the prowl" ☺︎

Natalie, 26, Illinois, Straight-ish: "Enjoying the simple things in life like farmers markets, walks in parks, and existential dread"

Sydney, 28, Illinois, Straight: "Looking for a long-term connection where conversation flows like a good letter—thoughtful, vulnerable, written with laughter" ☺︎

Phionah, 29, Kampala, Straight: "I like creating beautiful things" ☺︎

Isabelle, 30, London, Straight: "I'm a romantic who likes doing most things. I like people, pubs, parks, cities"

Mila, 20, London, Straight: "Polish village girl with the Death Grips tramp stamp" ☺︎

Nina, 30, London, Straight: "Some people might say I’m standoffish, but I’m just Russian"

RJ, 40, London, Straight: "Calm, cool and collected (except when I'm hungry)" ☺︎

Laura, 24, Madrid, Straight: "British international school Latina in Europe US citizen" ☺︎

Sandcastle, 32, Manama, Straight: "Pale and androgynous linguist-cum-shopkeeper dropped into a hyperreligious petro-hellscape"

Enbiee, 34, Manchester, Straight: "A silly little bon vivant with big shoes and even bigger opinions"

Gina, 25, Maryland, Straight: "Many would describe me as a straightforward yet down-to-earth lady" ☺︎

Proline, 39, Maryland, Straight: "Cool chick in the suburbs looking to complete our coven" ☺︎

Majesty_crush, 27, Massachusetts, Straight: "Domestic goddess, sun worshipper, librarian, old soul" ☺︎

L, 19, Michigan, Straight: "I love all forms of art, I have almost no filter, and I like nature a lot" ☺︎

M, 25, Michigan, Straight: "Straight edge but not boring. Naturally reserved but intensely loyal to friends & family"

Ella, 31, Minnesota, Straight: "Retired punk turned aspiring hobby farmer"

Joanna, 19, New England, Straight: "I'm Christian, but like in a Flannery O'Connor/Sufjan Stevens sort of way" ☺︎

Reagan, 24, New Hampshire, Straight: "Former bookstore girl, lately accounting student; a Lillian Gish semi-doppel with 'haunted doll physiognomy'"

Mai, 22, New Jersey, Straight: "Sort of basic ex-sorority, cultural but not religious Muslim brown girl on various psychiatric medications" ☺︎

Allisa, 20, New York, (Mostly) Straight: "I feel at peace when I'm wandering aimlessly"

Aliyah, 19, New York, Straight: "I don't know if people are scared of me, but I would like to know" ☺︎

Anon, 27, New York, Straight: "NYT crosswords, petting my cats" ☺︎

Anon, 25, New York, Straight: "Running, weightlifting, playing piano, reading, trying coffee shops in NYC" ☺︎

Camila, 21, New York, Straight: "My right eye doesn't see but my heart does" ☺︎

D, 28, New York, Straight: "Current PhD student, aspiring tradwife"

Elizabeth, 25, New York, Straight: "Seeking man with a cowboy mindset for mutual obsession"

Erica, 27, New York, Straight: "Seeking mutual toxic obsession"

Flora, 22, New York, Straight: "Learning to think less"

Minsky, 21, New York, Straight: "An artistic girl from Lawn Guyland" ☺︎

Paige, 19, New York, Straight: "Fan of agriculture, owl noises, and pretty things" ☺︎

Katie, 28, Nomadic/New Jersey/New York, Straight: "Trying to live the aesthetic life without that resembling rampant consumption and hedonism" ☺︎

Julia, 19, North West United Kingdom, Straight: "Thought daughter trying to escape the avoidant attachment allegations" ☺︎

Kathrine, 24, Oslo, Straight: "Law student, originally from London but ran away to Norway"

Helena, 21, Paris/New York/California: "Intellectual, international, enthusiastic & eccentric humanities student (also sexy)" ☺︎

Ally, 30, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Would love to meet people I can riff with, but I love quiet, sensitive types as well" ☺︎

Madison, 24, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Artistic and nerdy, I am driven by a deep passion for helping people"

Ana, 22, Portugal, Straight: "I was named after the song Ana by the Pixies" ☺︎

Joanne, 39, Scotland, Straight: "An intelligent idiot who enjoys gigs and general wanky arts and culture stuff but not the pretentiousness that can go along with it"

Caity, 21, South-West England, Straight: "Could I interest you in a little bit of everything, all of the time?" ☺︎

Anaïs, 29, Texas, Straight: "Haunted by everything, frequent nostalgia pangs, nocturnal ornamental hermit" ☺︎

Breanna, 24, Texas, Straight: "Outgoing, model-esque city girl who likes to discuss film and art during the day and appreciate the bar scene at night" ☺︎

Lauren, 21, Toronto, Straight: "Soon to be film school grad trying to find herself or whatever" ☺︎

Nat, 28, Toronto, Straight: "Recovering public servant in the middle of a career change; passionate about public transit, books, and biking"

Sophia, 23, Wisconsin, Straight: "Psychically esoteric but actually banal girl ready to interface with the Other" ☺︎

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F: Bisexual

Aly, 25, Australia, Bisexual: "Your Reflection. Dream/Nightmare" ☺︎

Emilia, 25, Australia, Bisexual: "Mildly melancholy, moderately obsessive" ☺︎

Callie, 28, California, Bisexual: "Just your favorite neighborhood vegan BDSM-loving cybersecurity enthusiast" ☺︎

Dalia, 34, California, Bisexual: "I have a melancholic and cynical sense of humor. I appear relaxed and nice to outside observers"

Isabella, 21, California, Bisexual: "Head in the clouds and feet in the soil— an androgynous dreamer motivated by curiosity and adrenaline" ☺︎

S, 24, California, Bisexual: "I'm an all right-looking woman with a lot of opinions and a bad haircut"

V, 22, California, Bisexual: "22-year-old woman about to go into the Air Force" ☺︎

Sarah, 29, Canada, Bisexual: "Need a bad romance with long walks and trips to the bar"

A, 23, Colombia, Bisexual: "Tall, Latina Wynona Ryder lookalike with lots of opinions" ☺︎

Liv, 27, Europe, Bisexual: "Hey snakes, let's rattle" ☺︎

Juniper, 26, Finland, Bisexual: "I'm a sentimental, very nostalgic person who cherishes making connections the old-fashioned way" ☺︎

Kimberly, 28, Minnesota, Bisexual: "I play the clarinet and the French horn, and spent 18 years in choir"

Alainna, 30, Ohio, Bisexual: "Love, companionship, understanding"

Mamanar, 23, Ottawa, Bisexual: "I am alive so I'm unafraid to dance whether people are watching or not" ☺︎

Elsa, 32, Paris, Bisexual: "Soft-hearted, music-loving, introverted Frenchie looking for a meaningful connection" ☺︎

J, 43, Pennsylvania, Bisexual: "Goth-adjacent tomboy, never outgrew my shyness" ☺︎

Noa, 24, Tennessee, Bisexual: "Sorta quadrilingual pink collar worker"

A, 26, Toronto, Bisexual: "Down 2 earth curly-haired Persian Italian princess looking to live a little" ☺︎

Althea, 19, Vancouver, BC, Bisexual: "Been told I have an old soul but I think they're just being kind. Love going for long hikes in the rain" ☺︎

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F: Gay

Phoenix, 22, Arizona, Lesbian: "Collector of animal bones" ☺︎

Evie, 20, Australia, Lesbian: "Androgynous, mostly pleasant. Possibilities abound" ☺︎

I, 20, Australia, Gay: "Ponderer, wanderer" ☺︎

Victoria, 25, Australia, Gay: "Sensitive, neurotic, and romantically-minded idealist with a deep appreciation for arts, music, and culture" ☺︎

Amy, 24, Colorado, Lesbian: "I have slight Charlie Brown syndrome, a very boring but pleasant job, and pure enthusiasm for art and self expression" ☺︎

Eve, 19, England, Lesbian: "Cool girl is fun. Cool girl is Game" ☺︎

E, 34, London, Lesbian: "Homosexual tall-ish athletic-ish pseud seeking similar" ☺︎

Sophie, 20, Maryland, Gay: "Athletic brunette" ☺︎

Alice, 20, Michigan, Gay: "I like music that makes me feel like I'm floating or drowning or both" ☺︎

Shelby, 18, Midwest, Lesbian: "Vintage lover, musician, poet, and future childless cat lesbian"

Marija, 21, Moscow, Gay: "Crazy bitch in recovery who aspires to be an author of some sort" ☺︎

Anja, 34, Southeast Europe, Lesbian: "I would love to assemble that shelf for you. Not a codependent U-Haul type" ☺︎

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F: Unidentified

Nia, 25, Connecticut: "A calm yet unusual person with a deep love for music, movies, and books" ☺︎

Shannon, 29, Florida: "Perceptive but distant" ☺︎

🍀, 36, Middle of the Pacific Ocean: "Kind, funny, scatterbrained, and forever at war with embracing my natural femininity while also going hog mode" ☺︎

Khayla, 25, Midwest: "Seeking a Life Partner for the End of the World" ☺︎

A, 22, New York: "Aimless woman who collects expensive clothes and likes taking photos" ☺︎

C, 20, New York: "Bubbly, blonde, X-Files superfan, runner" ☺︎

Drinkingthesky, 25, New York: "I like reading books and have a deep appreciation for art and learning"

JSJ, 26, New York: "Tall(ish) lanky Korean girl with a small bladder/big heart"

Lucy, 18, New York: "I already have my love, just looking for more friends" ☺︎

Mal, 23, Sydney: "Enthralled by the world (I like to read & write & eat)" ☺︎

Tessa, 18, Washington, DC, Unidentified: "Artsy chick with plenty of the low-brow. Trying to prioritize platonic friendships" ☺︎

Trish, 27, Washington, DC: "I hope you're a little fruity"

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NB: Bisexual

A.R.C., 25, Southeast United States, Bisexual: "Clutching onto life while reaching for something new" ☺︎

Effy, 20, Netherlands, Bisexual: "Jobless and educationless lonely person looking for friends" ☺︎

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