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M: Straight

Will, 28, Arizona, Straight: "Recovering alcoholic, recovering academic, optimist and partisan of humanity" ☺︎

Taku, 20, Australia, Straight: "I really enjoy making art and visiting galleries. My hobbies include jogging, reading, painting and sketching"

Vanja, 27, Balkans, Straight: "Sports, politics, science, BBQ, beautiful landscapes" ☺︎

D, 26, Belgium, Straight: "Art & lit enthusiast eager to meet people with cool interests all over the globe" ☺︎

Richard, 28, Berlin, Straight: "A bit odd, shy but enjoys social gatherings"

Tyler, 35, British Columbia, Straight: "I'm a good natured, silly person who wants to enjoy a quiet, comfortable life"

Joel, 30, Bristol, Straight: "Used to live in Japan; lived all over England but liked Bristol the most" ☺︎

Alex, 24, California/Qatar, Straight: "Many people would say I’m an overthinker. I just think creating a world in my head is comforting and engaging" ☺︎

Andy, 31, California, Straight: "DJing.. breakdancing.... feeling fancy" ☺︎

Chris, 27, California, Straight: "Tall, intelligent, and charming"

Isaias, 27, California, Straight: "Sailing, reading, communist theory, Godzilla movies"

Jake, 24, California, Straight: "When I was 14, I thought I was cool for listening to King Crimson"

John, 33, California, Straight: "I have a good job and stay in shape as a competitive boxer"

Leo, 26, California, Straight: "I enjoy playing music (guitar & drums), going on occasional walks, and wasting away in bookstores" ☺︎

Leon, 24, California, Straight: "Born to be a 17th century natural philosopher, forced to learn computer programming" ☺︎

M, 28, California, Straight: "Currently back in school with a goal to become and arborist. I am a native Russian speaker" ☺︎

Michael, 25, California, Straight: "Wasian archivist loser (in that order), plays in bands and collects old useless and heavy items" ☺︎

SS, 25, California, Straight: "Wannabe finance bro who reads a lot" ☺︎

Arjun, 27, Canada, Straight: "A silly strawberry milk guy in a bitter tea and coffee world"

Andrew, 25, Colorado, Straight: "Currently in grad school. Can squat 170 lbs. Want to delete all social media"

Jack, 28, Colorado, Straight: "Easy to get along with, smart, witty, well-off, chill"

Louis, 27, Colorado, Straight: "Bisexual reincarnation of Judas Iscariot" ☺︎

Yahya, 24, Egypt/Poland, Straight: "Anxious programmer who likes to talk about things he stumbled upon on Wikipedia" ☺︎

Callum, 26, England, Straight: "Deadpan, bit artsy, horribly repressed"

Michael, 35, England, Straight: "Work as a craftsman, kind of introverted, good at organising, sophomoric sense of humour"

Antonio, 27, Florida, Straight: "Disgustingly sentimental but never earnest writer looking for a hotheaded and stubborn polemicist to exchange letters with" ☺︎

FloridaAnon, 34, Florida, Straight: "I worked with bears when I was a Nat’l Park Ranger so you should be a cakewalk"

Jackson, 25, Florida, Straight: "Enjoyer of music, toucher of grass, ascending spiritually" ☺︎

Patrick, 23, Florida, Straight: "Fishing, producing house music/rapping, basketball, raving, getting lost in Wikipedia rabbitholes" ☺︎

Andrew, 33, Georgia, Straight: "Goofy, curious guy with a solid career and good family"

Darrien, 26, Georgia, Straight: "Catch me perched on a boulder, staring off into a dense forest across a river of mildly rushed water"

David, 23, Georgia, Straight: "Reading, movies, hiking, writing, playing cards (mostly poker), drinking with friends" ☺︎

Jacob, 28, Georgia, Straight: "Southern by birth but lost in this crazy world" ☺︎

Joey, 31, Georgia, Straight: "Automotive mechanic, single and looking for a connection" ☺︎

Sam, 29, Georgia, Straight: "Half-Mexican easygoing nerd McLovin lookalike that dances at parties and is doing my part to birth a new world through union organizing"

Nick, 32, Hamburg, Straight: "I'm bad at communicating but dependable, emotionally stupid but considerate" ☺︎

Ben, 28, Illinois, Straight: "Texan bred, internationally fed goofball looking for a Red Scare influence on the Midwestern chapter of my life"

Bracen, 33, Illinois, Straight: "Take me on a journey to the end of the night" ☺︎

Hank, 46, Iowa, Straight: "This directory reminds me of makeoutclub.com" ☺︎

Bamo, 27, Iraq, Straight: "Recommend me nice music or movie about loneliness and existentialism"

Ben, 24, Ireland, Straight: "My ultimate desire to buy a boat and go hunting for the 42 emerald tablets of Thoth, the location of one of which was revealed to me in a dream"

Daniel, 22, Ireland, Straight: "I like to write longwinded plays and they're gonna be very famous one day"

Jonathan, 27, Israel, Straight: "I've lived around the world and lived many lives. Datlash winemaker with Masorti vibes"

John, 29, Kansas, Straight: "I'm a programmer so I'm hoping I can find love on the computer"

Ian, 27, Kentucky, Straight: "Currently in my Mishima era (not gay though)" ☺︎

Chris, 35, Reading/London/Oxford, Straight: "A tall, romantic poet and software engineer. Curious about art and science"

D, 27, London, Straight: "Ex-chef recently turned dustman. Love flaneuring about the city and countryside" ☺︎

Jack, 30, London, Straight: "I like to drink in old man pubs and sit in parks when it's cold outside" ☺︎

Joseph, 35, London, Straight: "Very tall, very laconic, very silly"

Kallocain, 30s, London, Straight: "A literal terminally online Reddit mod"

Seth, 22, London/SE England, Straight: "Irish Blood, English Heart"

Nev, 26, London, Straight: "Traveling, music production (learning), vinyl collecting, fashion, and working out" ☺︎

Rain, 23, London, Straight: "I enjoy indulging in various delusions of grandeur which are occasionally punctuated by moments of triumph" ☺︎

Shem, 25, London, Straight: "I'll know when I find it"

Zayn, 25, London, Straight: "I like to use industrial sewing machines, work on my car, clean my fixed gear & computer stuff/tinkering" ☺︎

Mase, 25, Manchester, Straight: "I box, make ambient music/mixes & generally like to always keep moving and try new things"

Colin, 30, Massachusetts, Straight: "I like PTA and foreign movies. Want to watch Mad Men when I get a gf"

Nick, 30, Massachusetts, Straight: "BPD (romantic, not evil) ketamine Lana skaterboy with an insane amount of lore"

Sam, 20, Massachusetts/Madrid/New York, Straight: "Reformed neurotic Jewish type" ☺︎

Jaison, 27, Melbourne, Straight: "I just love telling people about the things I read and the places I’ve been" ☺︎ ❥︎

Lachlan, 30, Melbourne, Straight: "I'm very chill but occasionally not. Art and outdoors mean a lot to me" ☺︎

Rambo, 21, Michigan, Straight: "I want to find my ragtime gal"

Zaid, 25, Midwest, Straight: "Musician and writer in my spare time, but I work in finance. I’m both cynical and corny" ☺︎

Kevin, 36, Missouri, Straight: "A main character from a black-and-white 1960s English film like Look Back In Anger who somehow washed up in the post-industrial Midwest"

Rain, 30, Montana, Straight: "I love music, going on walks, talking about ethics, and looking at the stars" ☺︎

Taylor, 34, Montana, Straight: "Let's be contrarian together"

Liam, 28, Montreal, Straight: "6'4" gym goer and punk show goer and toy soldier painter who does IT stuff" ☺︎

Lucas, 21, Montreal, Straight: "Extremely talented, success is inevitable. Dating me now is like buying bitcoin in 2005"

Lucas, 27, Montreal, Straight: "Climbing enjoyer. I'm ok I guess"

Yuri, 22, Nevada, Straight: "A Slav stuck in the Mojave Desert. I enjoy gardening, languages, and nature" ☺︎

Andrew, 22, New England, Straight: "Fake perpetual doomscroller who runs a radio show" ☺︎

Renata_Tebaldi, 46, New England, Straight: "Crossword puzzles. Perambulation. Knowing the way, getting lost. I'm a musician, it's what we do" ☺︎

Victor, 21, New England, Straight: "Soon to be corpo drone attempting to hang onto any vestige of cool cynicism and interesting things to say about the world"

Abrifs, 23, New Jersey, Straight: "Stand up comedian at night, lab technician during the day"

Andrew, 27, New Jersey, Straight: "I try to be very involved in the NJ/NYC car scene. I like racing, going on drives, and working on them as well"

Isaac, 22, New Mexico, Straight: "I'm not afraid of anything and I love being alive"

Aaron, 40, New York, Straight: "Scruffy poet with long graying hair" ☺︎

Assaulted_Peanut, 27, New York, Straight: "Neurotic fiction/screenwriter; vaguely ethnic Woody Allen but a lot more athletic"

Brennen, 26, New York, Straight: "I'm the person whose friends are theater kids and they bring me to trivia to answer the sports questions"

Connor, 33, New York, Straight: "Active guy - love skiing, rock climbing, biking, anything outdoors"

Evan, 35, New York, Straight: "I'd like to think I'm the opposite of Adam Friedland in many ways but probably not that much to the casual observer"

Gabe, 23, New York, Straight: "Recent college grad looking for someone to explore the city with"

George, 23, New York, Straight: "Curious, talkative, culture-oriented guy who loves asking questions"

Ghost, 23, New York, Straight: "Someone to get lost in a fantasy with; in search of honesty and a mutual cure for loneliness"

Hans, 26, New York/Connecticut, Straight: "Man out of time, feels very deeply; poetry and people are what keep me"

Houelley, 24, New York, Straight: "Producing electronic music, chess"

Jain, 24, New York, Straight: "Introverted, self-conscious about appearing cool"

John, 19, New York, Straight: "Extroverted and funny but self-aware about my actions"

L, 20, New York/Massachusetts, Straight: "Attractive enough to get many first dates, too autistic to get anywhere further"

Owen, 21, New York, Straight: "I don't like to squander living in this city. I love going out, seeing films, concerts, or comics"

Tanner, 29, New York, Straight: "I love reading bad sci-fi, seasonal anime, cooking, and travelling to small towns" ☺︎

Will, 22, New York, Straight: "Born to trade jade on the silk road, forced to work a PMC job" ☺︎

Zane, 19, New York, Straight: "ADHD-fueled engineering student who loves making things, overanalyzing movies, and taking walks with good company" ☺︎

Tom, 30, New Zealand, Straight: "Reading in bed at night, daily cryptic crossword puzzles, jogging listening to my ancient iPod shuffle" ☺︎

Jojo, 19, North Carolina, Straight: "I don’t ever disappoint" ☺︎

Lilfudgemane, North Carolina, Straight: "Tennis, baking, collecting DVDs, thrifting, and wandering cities on foot" ☺︎

James, 19, North Jersey, Straight: "I’m passionate about my interests to a nearly extreme degree, and am able to yap about anything for hours" ☺︎

M, 29, Northwest United Kingdom, Straight: "I'm 6'2, stay in shape, and was recently told by a woman I'm better looking than Paul Mescal"

Alex, 26, Ohio, Straight: "I am equal parts gentle and gossip. I take an interest in all things countercultural and esoteric"

Scott, 23, Ontario, Straight: "Sensitive and literate blue collar worker" ☺︎

Andy, 23, Oregon, Straight: "Young, charming man seeking connection and a companion to experience the simple beauty of the human experience"

B, 24, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Unusual, nice, and smart Catholic guy"

Colin, 44, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Banned from r/redscarepod for speaking truth to power"

Luke, 22, Pennsylvania/Oregon, Straight: "I like exercising, researching things, watching documentaries, writing poetry, learning about investments"

Mark, 39, Pennsylvania, Straight: "I’m just like Will Hunting, except I’m not a math genius or Matt Damon"

Nikita, 32, Pennsylvania, Straight: "I'd prefer to find a nice girl and then forever quit the internet and focus on my family"

Vincent, 36, Pennsylvania, Straight: "Dramatic classic"

Kacper, 25, Poland, Straight: "Philosophy graduate and industrial worker— passionate about problems in logic, classic lit, and avant-garde art"

James, 27, Rhode Island, Straight: "Like a favored chair, what I lack in panache I make up for in earnest reliability and kindliness"

Noah, 25, Rhode Island, Straight: "Striving architect and pianist" ☺︎ ❥︎

Šimon, 22, Slovakia, Straight: "A machine that turns expectations into disappointment, living in an apartment decorated with trash and scrap"

M, 30, South Carolina, Straight: "Just someone looking to expand their horizons before society deems it too late" ☺︎

Grssk, 30, Southeast, Straight: "I will read you Latin poems and bake you baklava"

Sam, 27, Southeast, Straight: "Tall, lanky, vaguely Asian looking white guy who loves old film, music, classic novels, poetry"

Luke, 27, Spain, Straight: "Runner and reader with newfound interest in film seeks cinephile to tell me what to think"

Michael, 25, Stuttgart, Straight: "More of a CT boy than a RS boy"

Michael, 22, Sydney, Straight: "My friends would say I'm a generally good person. I trust their judgement"

Collin, 23, Tennessee, Straight: "If you want to go up to Love Circle and listen to Amaarae, hit my line"

Joe, 21, Tennessee, Straight: "I’m a nomad, a forlorn cowboy type looking to travel the world"

Ivan, 40, Texas, Straight: "I'm a failed artist turned cop. Some men are natural born lovers, some are natural born fighters, I happen to be both" ☺︎

Nathan, 27, Texas, Straight: "Been described as a sweet person who doesn't take themselves or life too seriously"

Sean, 23, Texas/Dublin, Straight: "Slightly posh Economics student that transcends geography" ☺︎

Bench, 24, Toronto, Straight: "Terminally online but trying to stop ! Looking to chat about books, music, film, etc." ☺︎

JC, 29, Toronto, Straight: "I'm kind of like if Fox Mulder suffered a teleportation accident and fused with Garfield" ☺︎

Jon, 24, Toronto, Straight: "A hopeless romantic who might be a bit too online" ☺︎ ❥︎

Uhanthaen, 28, Toronto, Straight: "14th century farmer willing to trade 4 goats for hand in marriage" ☺︎

Ryan, 27, United Kingdom, Straight: "More sides than Pessoa. Raising good kids and writing fucked up stories"

Michael, 22, United States, Straight: "I love vidia games, movies, music big time" ☺︎

Daniel, 24, Utah, Straight: "Solo travel, diner coffee, driving around aimlessly in the night, wool sweaters, cooking, and baseball" ☺︎

S., 26, Utah, Straight: "I majored in math in college so I have a taste for proofs, arguments, that sort of thing" ☺︎

Christopher, 24, Vancouver, BC/Washington, DC, Straight: "Decent-looking, gregarious, and mildly unhinged young man who accumulates knowledge and does little with it" ☺︎

Miles, 36, Vermont, Straight: "I am a funny, tall, and neat lawyer who loves swimming and being caffeinated"

Terry, 34, Vermont, Straight: "Been winging it ever since chasing my diploma more than a decade ago, bright orange carrot that it was"

DJ, 28, Washington, Mostly Straight: "Desperately trying to live a life offline. I enjoy the outdoors, wine, and movies"

Gordon, 19, Washington, Straight: "Slightly more attractive yet slightly shorter döppelganger of Erling Haaland" ☺︎

Liam, 27, Washington, Straight: "Always making time to get active, always finding time to slow down"

Sean, 27, Washington, Straight: "I work in the trades, but my heart is in the music. I play piano and write songs in my free time"

Brian, 34, Wisconsin, Straight: "I went to the theater 60 times in 2024"

Finn, 25, Wisconsin, Straight: "Running, hiking, speaking German, DnD, trying new bars, live music"

Walker, 19, United States, Straight: "I love classic films from all over the world"

R, 21, Straight: "Upwardly mobile young man seeking companionship" ☺︎

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M: Bisexual

Alberto, 25, Illinois, Bisexual: "I go to chess club every Wednesday; also unironically a mass-attending Christian and into theology at the moment" ☺︎

Aonghus, 28, London, Heteroflexible: "Silly little goose, fights fires for a living" ☺︎

CZ, 27, Montreal, Bisexual: "Multifaceted, analytical, playful androgyne seeking something interesting" ☺︎

Eddie, 19, New York, Bisexual: "Retro vibe, obsessed with old school tech. I can yap your ear off about some Gen Z childhood artifact you probably forgot about"

Joseph, 19, New York, Bisexual: "An east coast boy with a heart of gold" ☺︎

Theo, 25, New York, Bisexual: "Soft middlebrow artist with lunatic energy from functionally wealthy background seeks pretty person with Tim Robinson energy" ☺︎

Jean, 20, Ohio, Bisexual: "Androgyne barfly, wannabe-Rimbaud & filmmaking student" ☺︎

A, 21, Ottawa, Bisexual: "I'm interested in DIY art communities and romanticizing ordinary life"

A.C., 24, Pennsylvania, Bisexual: "Lacan fan with blue collar hands" ☺︎

Catalin, 26, Romania, Bisexual: "I am bubbly, funny, obedient, and a little fruity" ☺︎

Joe, 20, Scotland, Bisexual: "Reserved but passionate" ☺︎

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M: Gay

Juniper, 22, Indiana, Gay: "Dreamer, poet, student, son, singer, dead man"

M, 32, New York, Gay: "Buddhist artfag"

Joseph, 33, Pacific Northwest, Gay: "College professor straight out of central casting trying to not take things too seriously"

Jackson, 20, Texas, Gay: "Esoteric and rude, old soul" ☺︎

Max, 24, United Kingdom, Gay: "Chill, artistically inclined, esoteric fashion school drop out" ☺︎

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M: Unidentified

Christian, 24, Iowa: "Antique clock repairman only half as crazy as he often sounds" ☺︎

Paul, 26, Massachusetts, Taken: "Religion fan and bowling fanatic" ☺︎

Jason, 22, Vancouver Island: "Former coal mine worker; presently I find myself in an allegorical pit held up by hypothetical identities"

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